I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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