Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you had me at cake vodka
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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