i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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