belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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