His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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