so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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