You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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