Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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