I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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