Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Dick very happy bro
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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