oh god the rape fog is back!
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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