Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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