Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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