I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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