But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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