My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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