if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wat bout pragnant strippers??
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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