I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
