If i come over, it means nothing
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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