brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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