Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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