wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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