come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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