Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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