Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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