Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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