her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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