he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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