I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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