Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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