Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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