Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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