forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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