Will you blow on my dice?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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