U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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