I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I need to calm my uterus...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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