This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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