i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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