But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
