IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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