she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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