i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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