Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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