Me. At least after what I've been through.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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