Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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