No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He? As in you personified your dick?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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