Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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