They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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