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(415): View more from California

Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(650): View more from California

just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.

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(616): View more from Michigan

sometimes you have to go after what you want

(313): View more from Michigan

true. and i really want to cum

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(415): View more from California

When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it

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(360): View more from Washington

It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.

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(516): View more from New York

i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...

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