ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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