Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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