the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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