Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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