I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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