pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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