nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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